{"id":364,"date":"2003-06-25T15:18:51","date_gmt":"2003-06-25T13:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.multiplicity.dk\/?p=364"},"modified":"2003-06-25T15:18:51","modified_gmt":"2003-06-25T13:18:51","slug":"get-picked-up-when-youre-drunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/krag.be\/index.php\/2003\/06\/25\/get-picked-up-when-youre-drunk\/","title":{"rendered":"Get picked up when you\u2019re drunk."},"content":{"rendered":"

ScooterMan<\/a><\/p>\n

How’s this for value-added service?
\nDrive your car to the pub, get drunk, call scooterman. Someone will show up on a foldable scooter, and (fully insured) drive you and your car back home. <\/p>\n

Now I don’t drive, and folding up a scooter and putting it on the back of a bicycle is probable not a good solution, but if I did drive. And lived in London. And ever got drunk (ooops). I’d use this service. Or maybe not, but I’d tell my friends about it anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ScooterMan How’s this for value-added service? Drive your car to the pub, get drunk, call scooterman. Someone will show up on a foldable scooter, and (fully insured) drive you and your car back home. Now I don’t drive, and folding up a scooter and putting it on the back of a bicycle is probable not […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[9,1],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nGet picked up when you\u2019re drunk. • krag.be<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/krag.be\/index.php\/2003\/06\/25\/get-picked-up-when-youre-drunk\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Get picked up when you\u2019re drunk. • krag.be\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"ScooterMan How’s this for value-added service? 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